Nov 30, 2010

I´m in love with a Zombie!

As we know, Zombies are those Hungry Dudes who´ve Came to Life to eat some Brains and kind of stuff... Humans call them "Living Dead People" or "Fuck off Bastard!" and the most of them find them Disgusting because of the way they look, but Come On! You´ll look the same if you spend most of your time in a Grave!
Their bad Reputation is Caused Because of their Insatiable Killing Desire and Bad Manners at the Dinner Time... Their Favorite activity is Drooling, but they Enjoy Walking in Circles Sayin´ Nothing but Meaningless Growlings Too! (Seems Like a Lot of Fun ^^) It´s well Known that if One of them Bites you then you´ll Become a Zombie, this is how they Reproduce themselves, that´s why it stills a Mistery if it Exists Gay, Bisexual or Justin Bieber Zombies out there...
Anyway, this Horror-Film based Creatures (Like they are Prefer to be Called) don´t have an easy "life" at all! They must Constantly deal with Insults, bad and low Budget shitty stuff making reference to them, Humans Beating the hell out of their Friends,  and the well Known "Headshots"! But this Aspects have involved them into a New Lifestyle trough the Years, and the Most of them are Represented as they Deserve... 
Zombie movies keep Pumping out, there are many Zombie Dedicated Clothing Lines and they are also Popular in Music (What else Could you ask for?). These are all attractive Qualities stuff, and very Rock and Roll if you ask me. It seems that Zombies can reach Anyone! If there was a Zombie Apocalypse we´ll could be Sweet Zombies, or super awesome Zombie killers..!!

Let´s see some Examples:

¡Zombie Clothing Style!
"Ladies Zombie Stomper Platform" - By Iron Fist Clothing

¡Kickass Artists like Rob Zombie!
Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl

¡Hot Zombie Girls Films!
"Zombie Strippers" Trailer (2008)

¡Cool Posters and Self Made Publicity!
"Zombie Ninja Turtle" - By Electro Zombie Clothing

Horror! Frankenstein, Werewolves, Dracula… They are still all alive (Well, Technically alive) in our Minds and Hearts. But one of them has Risen Above the rest and has Proven that it’s Going to be around for a Long Time, Zombies are Rock Stars, they do what they want when they want. So, why wouldn’t we love them? I will get Marry with One ^^

That was it! I know is Deep Shit but Who said that It wasn´t Going to be... Now, If you don´t care I´ll go to eat my Shoes, feed my Anorexical Unicorn and Try to find the Cure for AIDS so Then I can Help You!

Nerd Zombie is a Nerd
Answer his Question on the Right Side of your Screen or He will Appear on Your Bed Tomorrow Morning

P.S. Some People have Requested me to Upload some Videos, and I´ll do it soon, but for the Moment I´ll be Posting every Tuesday as I´ve said Before... BLAH!

Have a Nice Fucking Day!


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